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Man Injured after Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

Tuesday , June 30, 2009

A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.

The unnamed young man was taken to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire, where he had the wound cleaned and disinfected.

He was kept in the hospital for observation.

I'm not sure if I'm amazed at his tenacity or appalled by his utter stupidity.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic told the Telegraph. "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

And the "medic" wins the grand prize for the greatest understatement uttered this week.

Really SPARKY! "can be quite horrific and long-lasting...must have caused excruciating pain", YA THINK? I can't even imagine how horrific it could be..... I'm thinking the zipper scene in Something about Mary looped over and over again.

Just when you think you've heard it all....someone comes along and proves you wrong. At least this was England so we'll be spared the redneck jokes